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Who knew mowing the lawn for the first time since the beginning of winter would be so taxing?
Oddly I only called the lawn mower a Jesus fucking Christ fucking pile of shit, once!
Then I had to dump the very last case of Kirkland bottled ice tea! This case came up from New Mexico!
Doesn’t that suck brah? That pair of Nikes I wear to mow the lawn cost more than you will make in a month….. brah!