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Ruff, ruff, ruuuufffff!
Today was good day! I actually listened to what dad said and only chased 1 other dog!
I purposefully farted next to dad! Jumped 5 feet in the air and scared the shit out of myself! All while dad is laughing and saying! “ where’s the duck?”
My teeth are looking better! Bad breath is gone and slowly my nervous hair loss is growing back!
Last night i pooped in Mississippi! Dad tells me it was a special poop! Cus Elvis just might have pooped here too! Whoever Elvis is!
Ok time to hit the road! Dad wants steak and shake one more time before he gets off the road!
Dad’s so funny!